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> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
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>  A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
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>  A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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> TIBETAN PERSONALITY TEST ~
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> Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like
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> A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4
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> Cow Signifies CAREER
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> 4) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite
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> This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium - just take
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> Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands
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